Vinny Gambini: Ms. Vito, it has been argued by me, the defence, that two sets of guys met up at the Sac-O-Suds, at the same time, driving identical metallic mint green 1964 Buick Skylark convertibles.

Mona Lisa Vito: Because there is no way that these tire marks were made by a 1964 Buick Skylark convertible. These marks were made by a 1963 Pontiac Tempest.

D.A. Jim Trotter: Objection, Your Honor! Can we clarify to the court whether the witness is stating opinion or fact?

Vinny Gambini: I find it hard to believe that this kind of information could be ascertained simply by looking at a picture!

Bill: We think they’re trying to set us up as patsies, Ma. You know how corrupt it is down here. They all know each other.

Vinny Gambini: Yeah, well, the man’s a seriously accomplished lawyer. If he checks up on this guy, his name will come up all over the place.

Get my ass kicked or collect $200

Vinny Gambini: [ the cook puts a big blob of lard on the stove ] Excuse me, you guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the country?

Vinny Gambini: I understand you played a game of pool with Lisa for $200, which she won. I’m here to collect.

Vinny Gambini: Oh, a counter-offer. That’s what we lawyers – I’m a lawyer – we lawyers call that a counter-offer. This is a tough decision here. Let me think. I could use a good ass-kickin’, I’ll be very honest with you. nah, I think I’ll just go with the two hundred.

Vinny Gambini: You like to renegotiate as you go along, don’t you? Well, here’s my counter-offer. Do I have to kill you? What if I were just to kick the ever-loving shit out of you?

Vinny Gambini: Oh, no, no. in reality. If I was to kick the shit out of you, do I get the money? Read more